:: the fastest way through airport security ::

forget your first class tickets.

frequent flier miles won’t do it for you.

it’s even more effective than government clearance.

want through security quickly? take my screaming son on the trip with you.

the end of a two-week holiday odyssey in massachusetts left me on the brink of d-day.

later in the afternoon i would be traveling (solo) across the country with my over-active, under-slept, mile-a-minute, incredibly cute, sometimes-psycho and oft-times charming two (going-on-13) year old.